In case you didn’t know, Smash is on Twitter! Click here to follow us.
Unfortunately, so is the Magus! (As The One, True Magus.)
Not content to try and steal our pint-sized hero’s powers at every turn, the Magus has started his own Twitter feed in an attempt to prove that evil can be refined as well as ruthless.
Sample tweets:
The sound of helpless, shrieking innocents is music to my ears. My iPod is nearly full.
For defiling the sanctity of the one, true Caramel Macchiato, Starbucks shall pay dearly. Also for selling the Norah Jones Christmas album.
Some mornings, Evil tastes like blueberries and waffles. Others, hate and envy. I like my hate with bananas.
Click here to follow the Magus and subject yourself to his merciless daily musings.